It's a metaphor
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faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

20 hours ago on April 24th, 2014 | J | 123,013 notes
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 123,013 notes
faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

faultinourstarsmovie:

One note = one vote. Like or reblog to vote for your state! Go North Carolina! http://thefaultinourstarsmovie.com/demandourstars 

1 day ago on April 23rd, 2014 | J | 123,013 notes
2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 242,113 notes
Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.
2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 117,807 notes
2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 36,383 notes
fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

fishingboatproceeds:

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). The creator has acknowledged they made it up as a joke.

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 313,139 notes

harryedward:

in america we don’t say “i love you” we just send people the emoji with the sunglasses 

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 25,250 notes
thesassycat:


sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

thesassycat:

sluttybitch2007:

The rest of the space is going to be pretty pissed when they see this. 

did you google how to take a screen shot

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 215,725 notes

fvming:

People who can keep their cool when being told off or made fun of are not to be messed with

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 53,991 notes

ohhhmagic:

The day they’ll finally give Darren the lead in a big romantic comedy is the day I’ll go into the woods to live as a hermit. It’ll be too much to deal with.

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 579 notes

unfriendlyblackandhot:

look im not saying that kissing bucky would have restored all his memories im just saying steve could have at least tried 

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 21,288 notes

mspaintadventuring:

pawtism:

helioscentrifuge:

breastforce:

imagine somebody who’s immortal having a gigantic room where all the walls are completely covered up with photos.

each one is of a different loved one whom they have outlived 

STOP RIGHT THERE

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imageahhh this already has like fifty million notes but i just thought this was a really sweet idea… i didn’t get to draw the room as big as i wanted too ;_; but this is only 1/4th of that room or something!!!!

the wedding photo hurts the most

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 156,565 notes

spockula:

do you think bucky says “winter is coming” during sex
2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 6,698 notes
orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

orionshuntingdog:

unclefather:

gifcraft:

Going to School

Goodbye 

think of all the people who scrolled away

2 days ago on April 22nd, 2014 | J | 224,376 notes